Joker Greeting
Joker Greeting Endless Birthday Card
A birthday card that never stops singing — until they finally rip it open.
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Pros and cons
What we like
- Plays the birthday song on opening and keeps going for up to 3 hours
- Measures 5 x 7 inches, a familiar greeting card size
- Comes in a glitter version or a no-glitter version
- Instructions are included for whoever delivers it
What may bother
- No off switch, so the only way to silence it is to rip it open
- A one-time gag that does not make a keepsake card
- Mailing it needs a padded envelope or a box
Our verdict
75 / 100Reserve this for the friend who laughs at their own expense. It delivers one loud, glittery prank and then it is gone, so pair it with a real present. Keep it away from quiet offices and anyone with a short fuse.
Frequently asked questions
Is it safe to test before sending?
Yes — you can open it once to check the sound, then close it to stop the song before signing and mailing it.
What happens if they break it open?
Glitter bursts out from inside — part of the prank.
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How we score
The CTG score out of 100 is the weighted average of five criteria rated for every product: proven reliability (36%), perceived value (18%), bond and memory (18%), originality (14%) and novelty (14%). Each criterion has its own published scale, identical for every product: it rates generously, because every product in our selection is already good. The score does not depend on the guide. 60 to 69: average gift. 70 to 77: good pick. 78 to 85: safe bet. 86 to 89: favorite. 90 and above: the perfect gift, a label reserved for excellent products that customers like, one winner per occasion. In a guide, the score for the recipient combines this score with the place in the ranking. The budget is an indicative range: the exact price is shown by the store at checkout. Read our full selection method →